You guys! What happened to me? I used to be cool. Ok, wait. I was never cool. You are talking to the person with the most keychains attached to her backpack in middle school, most of which were Keroppi, NOT Hello Kitty. The girl, who in high school, had Halloween costumes too abstract for people’s small minds to grasp (Ok, that’s a reach). This one though! The girl who in college had dark rimmed plastic frames before they were everywhere!?!?!? Trendsetter much? Alright, maybe not cool per se. I was definitely cooler than I am currently. Now I wear Mom jeans. They may be skinny, but make no qualms about it, these jeans do nothing for my saggy booty. I go to sleep at 10:30pm when I stay up LATE! Then, I still feel tired the next day. If I don’t wake up before my children, aka before 7am, I feel like I have already wasted the day. College me napped two times a day and went to bed at 3am. Not that that is cool or anything; it just goes to show I maybe had more spunk back then. Now I am lucky if I feel alive without any …

Oct. 1, 2021, 12:03 p.m.

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