Do you want to know what is the perfect time of day for breakfast? Well, first off, let me give you a glimpse inside  a typical morning in my house. 5:00 a.m. -7:00 a.m.: The alarm clock sounds. Unfortunately this is the type of alarm clock you cannot set or predict when it will go off and it does not have one of those precious snooze buttons. 5:10 a.m. -7:10 a.m.: Roll out of bed after the alarm clock has been either wailing or talking to himself. Look at the bags under my eyes and shrug. Get Weezer’s butt out of bed too. Force him out the back door as he fights me just like the cat Lucifer in Cinderella. Then I swig some water, turn on the coffee machine, and hit the bathroom. Then I finally get to that pesky(in the cutest way) alarm clock. 7:30 a.m.: Try and feed a cranky kid who just wants to go back to sleep. 8:00 a.m.: Wrestle a superhumanly powerful anti-nap baby into submission so he will hopefully nap. Now that somebody took a little snooze while feeding he doesn’t want to go down for his morning nap. 8:30 a.m.: Andy is …

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