There are so many things about my husband that I do not understand. We have known each other for ten years (wow), we dated for seven, lived together for four years, and married for almost three years. I feel like I know him.  In knowing somebody for that long, you pretty much know that they are never going to change. I mean, I can only nag so much. A lot of these issues I have with him are a lot of issues you may have with the men in your life. So here it goes. Things I do not understand about Mike: Toilet paper. He will put the new roll on top of the empty roll on the dispenser but cannot take the extra step to remove said cardboard cylinder and toss it in the trash. This is the age old Sleepless in Seattle argument. I know it will never get better, but it still annoys me. Toothpaste. I like to refer to this as the toothpaste standoff. We both try and squeeze every ounce of toothpaste out of the tube. I swear to God there must have been days when Mike went without toothpaste because I went to get …

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