I have a few questions for all you lovely people.  If you can answer them, I’d be forever grateful.  You see, when I’m really bored (or not), I think of questions that I wish I could ask someone, but since I’m not sure who that “someone” would be, I’ve decided that it may be one of you…. When was the first cake baked? Who baked the first cake? What did they consume, i.e., drugs, alcohol, love, etc. that gave them the fantastic idea of mixing flour, butter, sugar together? Did it taste good upon their first attempt? If it did in fact taste good, did they then get massive amounts of marriage proposals? Who took a cucumber and put it in vinegar and then called it a PICKLE? Who’s dang bright idea was that?! And why isn’t that person a national hero? Why isn’t that person’s face on their country’s currency?! If I ran the world, that dude or lady’s face would be on the nations currency. And then, who’s amazing idea was it to put it in batter, fry it up and called it a Fried Pickle Chip. Answer: a genius, that’s who. A genius. I think you should …

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