How to roast a chicken…like an adult.
Roast

My google searches are crazy weird. I mean…they mostly consist of food questions. And make-up questions. And fashion questions. But as of late…life questions? Yes, real life questions. Whenever something in real life confuses me, I turn to google…mainly for a laugh…and maybe I’m secretly hoping that life answers will pop-up within the first few sites. #sueme Recent questions have included: Are these my glory days (that’d be depressing); What to say/do when someone hurts your feelings (answer: buy pretty clothes, obvi); Do grownups believe in eyelash wishes (why wouldn’t you?!); At what age are adults supposed to have a real couch (no, but seriously am I supposed to have an adult couch by now?)…just to name a few… All results (especially the google image results) are incredibly entertaining (and surprisingly educational). (Have I told you I love using parenthesis?! Cause I totally do!!!) All these “life” google searches bring me to this roast chicken. Because I’m not sure if you’re aware, but there isn’t anything more adult than roasting a whole entire 4-pound chicken. This is totally a fact. I googled it. Duh. There’s seasoning involved…tying it up in a (seemingly) complicated way, a good amount of cooking time …
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